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ntwicm
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Go on tell us a joke

Postby ntwicm » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:09 pm

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How about a page where we all can share jokes!
Clean ones mind (unless admin says otherwise) :D :D

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Postby poopoo77 » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:02 pm

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yea come on. give me stick with all the blonde ones :twisted: p.s i dont mind honestly , sez x

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Postby ntwicm » Sun Aug 26, 2007 10:58 pm

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Well they will go good with the Irish Jokes

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Postby mark » Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:36 am

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80,000 blondes meet in the New Wembly Stadium for a "BlondesAreNot Stupid meeting.

The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?"
After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.

Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"

The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcastmedia here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"

After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened -- the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting,
"GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"
The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?". Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 blonde girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and screaming...

"GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"

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Postby Dave » Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:59 am

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:lol:

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Postby poopoo77 » Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:13 pm

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iv read that twice now. and still dont get it :!:

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Postby scousespark » Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:08 pm

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nice one poopoo. gives a new meaning to blonde. hehe

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Postby scousespark » Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:09 pm

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good joke mark.lol

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Postby poopoo77 » Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:10 pm

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huh

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Postby mark » Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:45 pm

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:P

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Postby aaamusements » Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:52 pm

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:lol:

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Postby tweedie2000 » Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:24 pm

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: love it mate

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Postby gavt1976 » Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:50 pm

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now that is a great joke mark, that did make me laugh :D

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oops

Postby bally177 » Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:53 pm

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an Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of
Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was
planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he
decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper
on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from
memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to
an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the
monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the
screen:

to my Dearest Wife,i know you will be surprised to hear from me
but they have computers here now, and we are allowed to sent messages to our loved ones

Just got checked in. Everythings getting prepared for your arrival tomorrow. and hope your trip is as unevenful as mine











PS. Sure is boiling hot down here.
i"m not crazy i"m just a little unwell,i know right now you can"t tell
but stay around and you"ll see
a different side of me

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Postby poopoo77 » Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:53 pm

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your all braindead :P


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